Death Metal Detectives

To Earn A Dog’s Trust You Have To Make Him Bust

Post Operation Werewolf

 

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Static X is a Good Band

I've only ever listened to Wisconsin Death Trip, but there's not really anything you could do about it, I don't think anyone that listens to this or any podcast outside of an elite combat sports athlete could last more than 30 seconds with me without getting tapped, you might have a decent chance against Buddy if you are a blue belt or you wrestled for a couple of years, or if you can run two miles. Honestly tho is it really worth getting into all that over Static X? It is to me because it's a phenomenal record that isn't given it's due, bands like Code Orange and Vein.fm really owe a lot to this visionary masterpiece.

 

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Mr. Sucksguys

mouthing meat drinking up an ounce of skeet waiting for a creamy throatpie I'm Mr. Sucksguys

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Top D

Is Andrew Tate a gay psyop?

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pussycheeks

the time to bust is now

Land of Confussion

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

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The Ism

Get your feet wet in the game, and don't get broke for reckless eyeballin'

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Regenesis

Hey sorry for being scarce we're working on it. Thanks for holding on

Karate Genocide

ethnic cleansing is really problematic. 

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Halloween Special lol oops

we're late because we're pregnant, and it's yours

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